More Things Overheard At An Office Party
"She's good looking, but she's dumb as a bag of fertilizer and not half as useful. If she charged you a penny for her thoughts you've overpaid."
"It's Nichols, that prick in Admin. I swear, if one more pen goes missing from my desk I'm going to go full-on Chuck Norris on Nichols' thieving ass!"
"Madonna's age? Beats me. I think you'd have to cut off her leg and count the rings."
"If I ever get rich I'm going to have a son and name him Bates, that way the butler would have to address him as Master Bates."
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Christopher almost 7 years ago
Sorry. Took a break from work to write this bit of silliness.
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Christopher almost 7 years ago
And this was my 666th drabble. I wonder if that means the next office party is going to usher in Armageddon. I've worked with a few people that would make good trainees for the Antichrist.
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Neville Hunt almost 7 years ago
I like a bit of (lot of) silliness! 666, that's cool. I'm sure there used to be a cigarette brand State Express 666. Great name, if only it wasn't a cigarette! Well done, Christopher. :-)
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Indigo Estoria almost 7 years ago
HAHAH my favorites are the first and last. Hysterical.
CONGRATS on your 666th post.
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Christopher almost 7 years ago
Thank you, Neville and Indigo.
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Christopher almost 7 years ago
Thanks, Drew :)
