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"I like the idea of gender neutral bathrooms. Just being in the same room with a woman with both of our genitals exposed will be a massive improvement in my sex life!"

"Gay marriage? I have no problem with it. Give those bastards the same choice to be as abjectly miserable as I've been for the past 25 years!"

"Do I think vampires worry about contracting AIDS? Probably not. I mean, they're already undead. What the hell else could happen to them?"

"After Trump, we should stop telling every snot-nosed kid they can be president when they grow up."

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    Christopher almost 7 years ago

    I did the first Inappropriate Office Party Statements almost two years ago and thought it was time to revisit it. But then I realized after I wrote this one that some of these weren't exactly inappropriate (Trump?). So I added the parentheses to the title.

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    Indigo Estoria almost 7 years ago

    Omg Lol love this

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    Christopher almost 7 years ago

    Thank you, Indigo.

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    Neville Hunt almost 7 years ago

    Excellent stuff, Christopher.

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    Christopher almost 7 years ago

    Thanks, Neville.

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    Christopher almost 7 years ago

    Thanks, Drew.

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