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Ever wonder where they get the idea for a new car name? Here are a few rejected vehicle names and taglines:

Cars:

Chevy Placenta: "The car you were born to drive!"

Oldsmobile Chappaquiddick: "Safe... even with a drunk Kennedy behind the wheel!"

Dodge Exodus: "Let my people go... in a Dodge!"

BMW Superfluous: "The epitome of excess."

Nissan Flatulence: "Everyone will know you're coming!"

SUV's:

Jeep Penis: "Be the envy of the whole neighborhood!"

GMC Mountainia: "Yeah, we made that word up. So what are you going to do about it, huh?"

Boats:

Yamaha Kamikaze: "A pearl in any harbor!"

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    Christopher about 7 years ago

    The Chappaquiddick reference may be a bit too obscure. Ted Kennedy ran his car off a bridge and swam away and left a woman in the car, who wasn't his wife, to drown. And this was a man we had in our Senate for 40+ years.

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    Neville Hunt about 7 years ago

    Chappaquiddick is well known over here too by folk of a certain age. Sad what it says about the US Senate.

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    Christopher about 7 years ago

    Thanks for reading, Neville and Drew.

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