School Daze

I'm bored out of my gourd, Bobby thought as he sat in the classroom. He knew he was destined for better things than the 4th grade. He had to sit there every day while his rotund teacher sat at her desk stuffing candy in her fat face.

"Now," the teacher said, her voice muffled by chocolates, "who can name a city in the Netherlands?"

Cathy raised her hand eagerly, "Rotterdam!"

"Very good," the teacher said. "Can anyone use it in a sentence?"

Bobby stood up, addressing the class.

"If teacher keeps eating that candy it's going to Rotterdam teeth out!"