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James arrived at the Pearly Gates after dying in an auto accident while texting. He approached St. Peter, who was standing at the gates with a clipboard in his hand.

"Welcome, James," St. Peter said softly.

"Am I going to get in?" James asked warily.

"Not yet," St. Peter admonished. "Because you died while texting you have to pass this simple test."

He handed James the clipboard. The instructions said,

USE EACH OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS PROPERLY IN SENTENCES:

•Your and You're•

•There, Their and They're•

•It's and Its•

James handed back the clipboard.

"Just send me to Hell, Pete."

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