Sue: And finally, Dateline Earth - A vote was held in Earth's Parliament today to finally give its moon an official name. Debate was heated and contentious. But, in the final analysis, an agreement was reached.
E. Quinn: Well, don't keep us in suspended animation, Sue, tell us!
Sue: (smiling) Okay. Earth's moon's official name is......Bob!
E. Quinn: (puzzled) Bob?
Sue: Bob!
E. Quinn: What the hell kind of name is that for a moon?
Sue: The one they chose, Quinn.
E. Quinn: So, Neil Armstrong was the first man on...Bob?
Sue: Apparently so!
E. Quinn: What a bunch of dumbasses!
Christopher about 7 years ago
Haha! Thanks for reading, Drew.