Sue: Dateline Saturn - After two of the planet's rings went missing, Saturn's president, Conrad "Shifty" McFelon, admitted to pawning the rings to raise money for his re-election campaign. McFelon, in a statement today, scoffed at the idea of resigning but assured voters he would pay everything back just as soon as he won the Galactic Lottery.
E. Quinn: Dateline Mars - The controversial drink Blast-Off Soda, whose slogan touts "Enough sugar to give the Andromeda Galaxy diabetes!" is once again in trouble. It's had a class-action lawsuit filed against them by the parents of some very fat children...
Indigo Estoria about 7 years ago
ha! Fastastic! LOL
Christopher about 7 years ago
Thank you, Indigo!