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Tim was walking down the street carrying what looked like the branches of a tree, a feces-eating grin spread across his flushed face.

Barry saw him and asked, "Where are you headed, Tim?"

"Mary Jane's house."

"Why?" Barry asked curiously.

Tim replied, "Two days ago I took her some honeysuckle."

"What did she do?"

"She gave me some honey. Yesterday I took her some buttercup flowers."

"What did she do?"

"She gave me some butter," Tim said, walking off.

Barry asked, "What do you have today?"

"Pussy willows," Tim yelled back.

Barry jumped up, "Wait! I'm coming with you!"

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    Jeff Taylor over 3 years ago

    I know I shouldn't but it made me smile ;)

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    Lisa Williams over 3 years ago

    Huge much needed laugh here after v long day. Thank you! X

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    Christopher over 3 years ago

    Glad I could be of assistance. :)

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    Christopher over 3 years ago

    Thanks, Robbin.

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    Drew Martyn over 3 years ago

    But why would he want a cat?
    Haha very funny Christopher, love it.

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    Christopher over 3 years ago

    Thanks, Drew and Jamie. I seem to be in a frivolous mood drabble-wise these days.

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    Jeff Taylor over 3 years ago

    Nothing wrong with a little frivolity ;)

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    Christopher over 3 years ago

    True, Jeff. I like a good frivol every now and then.

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    Liz Milne over 3 years ago

    Hahahahaha, love it! :D

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    Christopher over 3 years ago

    Thank you, Liz.

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