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Dick Hedd The Most Opinionated Man In The World

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We used to put freaks in the circus, and you'd pay money to go into a tent and point and laugh at them. Those days are gone. You can't find a decent freak in a circus to save your life anymore. Maybe that's because they're now a part of society. I swear I saw a woman with a beard in Walmart the other day. And if you want to see the tattooed lady just spin your ass around because those ho's are friggin' everywhere!

I miss the good ole' days of mercilessly teasing social deviants until they retreat into isolation.

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    Christopher over 3 years ago

    Let me say I don't believe in teasing or bullying anyone for any reason, but this was inspired by an actual event. I, uhh.. I mean Dick, actually saw a woman in Walmart with a beard. It got me thinking how he would react, and the drabble you just read is what he would say.

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    Drew Martyn over 3 years ago

    Personally, i think most of them have gone into politics. Not sure who the biggest freaks are, though - those who attain power or those who hand it to them... but thats another drabble lol.
    Back to this one! Another brilliant effort from Mr Hedd, he never fails to cause trouble and entertain. Nice one Christopher :)

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    Christopher over 3 years ago

    Thank you, Drew.

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    Lisa Williams over 3 years ago

    As a woman constantly battling her own facial hair I'd like 5 mins with Mr Hedd please.

    V good X

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    Christopher over 3 years ago

    Oh no, Lisa, I'm not talking about a few stray hairs here and there. This was trimmed and came to a point at her chin. And I neglected to mention that her hair was slicked and done into a pompadour like Elvis. It was a weirdly disturbing sight. And my heart goes out to women struggling with the odd facial hair. The older I get the more I'm starting to go through the same thing with my ears.

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    Lisa Williams over 3 years ago

    NEITHER AM I?!?!?!

    *strokes moustache thoughtfully* XX

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