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Dick Hedd The Most Opinionated Man In The World

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What's up with KISS? I grew up loving that band, but man, those guys are like eighty. Senior citizens wearing Kabuki makeup and singing "I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day." That would kill those geezers. And that wouldn't leave much time for napping and watching Wheel Of Fortune. They should trade those big boots in for a pair of orthopedic shoes. They should be singing "I wanna soak my dentures all night and play checkers every day." Someone please get these guys the complete series of Matlock on DVD and a case of prune juice.

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    Christopher over 3 years ago

    And don't even get Mr. Hedd started on the Rolling Stones...

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    Neville Hunt over 3 years ago

    This made me laugh out loud, Christopher. Thanks, it set up the day well! :-)

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    Christopher over 3 years ago

    Glad you enjoyed it, Neville!

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    Drew Martyn over 3 years ago

    I love Dick - er I mean I love Dick Head, he often says what I think! Laugh out loud funny again Christopher

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    Christopher over 3 years ago

    Haha. Thanks, Drew. He's handy for saying things you otherwise wouldn't want credit for, that's for sure. I should've discovered him years ago!

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