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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #15

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Next time on "Lifestyles of the Stupidly Rich & Undeservedly Famous":

Join me, Cash Bankroll, as we take a hard-hitting look at international celebrity Candy Slutstack, spokesbimbo for Lipschitz Lipstick, and all-around waste of good oxygen. Candy slept her way to the top, and has spent more time on her back than a paraplegic. She parlayed that into an acting role, if you want to call it that, on the hit Sux TV Network series "Chip Nayle, Office Lackey."

Bold, brash, trashy. Candy Slutstack in a nutshell. Next time on Lifestyles of the Stupidly Rich & Undeservedly Famous.

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    Christopher over 7 years ago

    Thanks, Robbin. The Kardashians spring instantly to mind when I hear the title of this show.

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    Christopher over 7 years ago

    Thanks, Aspen. Thanks, Aspen. :)

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    Christopher over 7 years ago

    Thanks, Drew! I love plays on words and Spoonerisms. So those names are always fun to come up with.

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