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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #13

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New shows coming to Sux:

Monday
8:00 Brotherly Love: a new talk show with your host Phil Adelphia.

Tuesday
7:00 Pillow Talk: a sexy new series starring Polly Ester.

Thursday
8:00 Kiss My Ass: a tender drama about a man who falls in love with a donkey. Starring Harry Bawls and Patches the Donkey.

Saturday
9:00 Little Fists of Fury: the very best of midget kung fu cinema.

And all of your returning favorites, including The Angry Eskimo, Chip Nayle-Office Lackey, My Three Nuns, DIY Tattooing and more! Don't miss a single episode!

Remember, this fall TV really Sux!

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    Christopher over 7 years ago

    Thanks, Aspen. I'm looking forward to Little Fists of Fury myself!

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    Christopher over 7 years ago

    Thanks, Drew. I think I've finally found my calling. I should be the head of a crappy TV network!

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