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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #11

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Tonight on the Sux TV Network:

"Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes! Ink Floyd here inviting you to another totally tubular episode of Do-It-Yourself Tattooing. As you recall, last week I showed you how to tattoo a man surfing out of your belly button. Next time, I'll show you how to tattoo a gnarly wave on your buttcheeks backward while looking in a mirror. Catch the wave on Do-It-Yourself Tattooing!"

"Do-It-Yourself Tattooing" tonight at 7:00. At 7:30, the convent will never be the same after another hilarious episode of "My Three Nuns."

Tonight on Sux TV.

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