shapeshifter avatar

by

James Bond sat in the waiting room of his doctor's office. He'd been there hours. National Health isn't what it used to be, he thought. Personally, I blame the Tories.

"Mr. Bond, the doctor will see you now," the nurse said as Bond eyed her up and down on his way to the exam room.

"Now, Mr. Bond, what seems to be the problem?" the doctor said as he entered the room.

"Well, Doctor, it burns when I urinate."

"Hmmm...have you had unprotected sex with a lot of partners?" The doctor asked.

Bond smirked, "Define 'a lot,' if you please!"

4 comments add one below

  • avatar

    Neville Hunt over 7 years ago

    Nice one, Christopher. Your holiday seems to be agreeing with you! :-)

  • avatar

    Christopher over 7 years ago

    Well, I'm not leaving until tomorrow morning but I'm already off work and that certainly agrees with me! Thanks for reading. Just a bit of silliness I thought of.

  • avatar

    Neville Hunt over 7 years ago

    Silliness is good for the soul. Have a great holiday.

  • avatar

    Christopher over 7 years ago

    Thank you, my friend.

Join the conversation

Sign up or Sign in to leave a comment on this drabble.