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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #10

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Bereave it or not, we're having a sale that's to die for at Crazy Larry's Discount Mortuary! Hi, Larry Kadaver here, owner and head mortician at Crazy Larry's. You'll croak when you see how low we've slashed prices on coffins. And you'll go positively stiff when you see the super low price on embalming. And we've got a headstone down here with your name on it!

People all over are dying to experience the services we provide at Crazy Larry's Discount Mortuary!

Centrally located downtown at the corner of Eulogy and Pallbearer.

Come see us at Crazy Larry's Discount Mortuary!

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    Neville Hunt over 7 years ago

    Deadly! :-)

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    Christopher over 7 years ago

    I realized I haven't had a sponsor for my Drablr page in quite a while. I thought it was time to make a little money!

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    Christopher over 7 years ago

    Thank you, Drew. Comparing that line to lyrics by Tom Waits is great company to be in. High praise, indeed.

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    Neville Hunt over 7 years ago

    Ah, Tom Waits...now you're talking!

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    Christopher over 7 years ago

    Amen, Neville!

    Thank you, Robbin.

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    VerityAlways over 2 years ago

    Real Nice! At least we have the choice of date

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    Thanks, Verity. We'll all be needing Crazy Larry's services eventually.

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    VerityAlways over 2 years ago

    True that!

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