Jake Randolph in "The Naked Beat" Pt. 141

"You clowns have got some nerve, I'll give you that," I said through clenched teeth.

Alex, the Lama, naturally did the speaking. "Hey, dad, we only came here for the last respects bit, ya dig?"

It was all I could do to restrain myself from doing a little dental work in Alex's mouth using only my fists. But that would've caused a scene. And Jeffrey didn't need that today.

"Okay, folks," I said in a calm voice, "you can stay. But I swear if you cause any trouble, Alex, the next service in this chapel will be yours. Ya dig?"