Owed to Billy Joe
Bobby stood in the cemetery, taking swigs of a bottle of homemade wine. He didn't want to say he was glad Billy Joe died in a freak hunting accident, but he wasn't going to shed any tears either. Billy Joe stole Bobby's girl years ago and Bobby never forgave him.
Clem walked past the cemetery and witnessed Bobby drinking over Billy Joe's fresh grave.
"Bobby? What're you doin'?"
"Billy Joe made me promise I would sprinkle this homemade wine over his grave when he passed on."
"Are you going to?" Clem asked.
"Yep," Bobby said as he unzipped his pants.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
5 comments add one below
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Christopher almost 8 years ago
A bit of silliness. A play on the title of an old American hit song called "Ode To Billy Joe." The whole premise of the drabble is a really old joke that's been passed around for ages, told in many versions and variations.
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Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
You can't keep a good joke down, Christopher. Nice one :-)
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Christopher almost 8 years ago
Thanks, Neville.
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Christopher almost 8 years ago
Thank you, Aspen and Drew.
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Peter Henderson about 6 years ago
Yes....nice funny twist
Thank You
