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Dick Hedd The Most Opinionated Man In The World

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What's with so many people these days getting tattoos all over their bodies? It's like an idiot epidemic. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea: let's permanently scribble cartoons and stupid phrases on our skin. You would do better to take a Sharpie and write "I'm A Dumbass" across your forehead. The words would eventually wear off, but unfortunately you'd still be a dumbass. It used to be the only people that got tattoos were guys in the Navy. Now, kids so young are getting them that if they were in the Navy their commanding officer would be Cap'n Crunch.

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    Christopher about 8 years ago

    I thought it would be fun to create a real jackass character and use him to lash out at the world. It's not meant to offend anyone. Sorry in advance if it does.

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    Liz Milne about 8 years ago

    I love tattoos and tattooed people, but this made me chuckle!

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    Christopher about 8 years ago

    Thank you, Liz. That's what I was going for. That was just the first thing that came to mind when I thought about a guy who just wanted to complain about anything and everything. What would you expect from a guy named Dick Hedd? ;)

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    frostygossamer about 8 years ago

    I was nodding with agreement before I realized you meant this as a joke. ;) No offence, but I find tattoos creepy.

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    Christopher about 8 years ago

    I'm not a fan of tattoos either, frosty g, but I just wanted to create a jerk of a character who'll sound off from time to time using drabbles as his soapbox. I can say whatever I want using Dick Hedd's voice and hopefully no one will get pissed at me. Thanks for reading.

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