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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #9

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Now here's NASCAR driver extraordinaire Rusty Mufflers to speak for Pit Stop Deodorant:

"Yeehaw! Man, there's nothing like driving one of them there stock cars in concentric circles for five hours along with several dozen other rednecks. But the inside of that car gets so hot you start sweatin' like a whore on Judgment Day. That's why I use Pit Stop Deodorant. Extensive tests were conducted using baboons in the wilds of Africa. And if it's good enough for a baboon, it's good enough for ole' Rusty Mufflers. Remember, when your underarms need repair, it's time for a Pit Stop!"

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    Christopher about 8 years ago

    Thank you so much, Robbin. I've being doing fake "sponsors" on my Drablr page since September of last year. Just a little comic relief. I appreciate your comments.

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    Iarwain Olofsson about 8 years ago

    Hehe. Yepp.
    All these cool and very fragrant baboons ...
    Good laugh. Thanks.

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    Christopher about 8 years ago

    Thank you, Iarwain.

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