If you can pull off the stunts in the car commercial that they tell you not to attempt, they're legally bound to give you the car for free.
Donkey Kong is a true story, but the government suppressed it, not wanting the public to panic over giant apes abducting young girls.
ABBA was really from Poughkeepsie, New York. They just claimed to be from Sweden because they thought it made them sound cooler.
If you put Preparation H on a prune it'll turn it back into a plum.
If you catch a rat in a mousetrap it voids the warranty.
D.M. about 8 years ago
thanks for the morning chuckle!
Christopher about 8 years ago
Thank you, Cindy and D.M.
And Cindy, maybe I'm misunderstanding the meaning of your comment, so forgive me if I am, but a raisin is a dried grape. A prune is a dried plum.
Christopher about 8 years ago
I think I get what you meant now, Cindy. You were referring to shrinking the size of it. What I had on my mind was reversing the aging process. It was a silly idea anyway but I thought it was kind of amusing.
Christopher about 8 years ago
Thank you, Robbin.
Christopher almost 8 years ago
Thanks, Aspen. These started life on a Twitter page that I've since deleted. But I thought I might collect them together in a series of drabbles.