Wisdom Pearls (Part One)
To be forewarned is to be forearmed. To be eight-armed is to be an octopus.
Be thankful for what you have. Unless you're a blind, deaf and dumb quadruple amputee falsely imprisoned. You can complain all you want.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a naked photo of your boss could net you serious blackmail money.
Red sky in the morning: sailor's warning. Red sky at night: you're probably having an LSD flashback.
Live by the sword and you shall die by the sword. Live by the toxic waste dump and you shall die by radiation poisoning.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Neville Hunt over 8 years ago
A good set of chuckles; thanks, Christopher.
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Christopher over 8 years ago
Thank you, Neville. This, like the Truthfully False drabbles, began life on Twitter but they never got much attention, so I consolidated them into drabbles.
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D.M. over 8 years ago
'enjoyed them!
