Patience
There's a new girl in school I really like. Her name is Patience. She's voluptuous and raven-haired with mysterious hazel green eyes, and wears glasses that make her look like a sexy librarian. She's in my biology class. I definitely wouldn't mind learning about biology with her.
I called her once and her father, Frank, answered the phone. He told me to stay away from his daughter and used a few words in Italian I didn't understand. Then I found out he's Frank Virtue, the notorious mobster.
I haven't called back since I learned that Patience is a Virtue.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
9 comments add one below
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Neville Hunt over 8 years ago
Nice one, Christopher!
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Christopher over 8 years ago
Thank you Jamie, LMC, Neville and Drew!
Funny, Caledonia! If he pursued the relationship, her father Frank would introduce him to Fate, and she's worse than death!
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Michael Cook over 8 years ago
Great Drabble!
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Christopher over 8 years ago
Thank you, Michael!
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D.M. over 8 years ago
clever! always enjoyable, esp. the ensuing repartee.
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Christopher over 8 years ago
Thank you, D.M.!
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Iarwain Olofsson over 8 years ago
*WORD GAMES*!
Just what I am loving most. -
Christopher over 8 years ago
Thank you, Iarwain and Avery.
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Peter Henderson about 6 years ago
Excellent play on words
