Truthfully False (Part Three)

Jacques Cousteau once banged a waitress in the bathroom at Red Lobster and got free crabs.

What do you call a flea market for midgets? A little bazaar.

Charles Dickens' classic A Tale Of Two Cities was originally conceived as an erotic novel entitled A Sale Of Two Titties.

Pet Rocks, discarded since the late 70's, have quietly been plotting the downfall of humans and the conquest of Earth.

The Great Wall was originally built to keep neighboring Mongolia's dog from crapping on China's lawn.

If you sing "Mack The Knife" while surfing, all the sharks will leave you alone.