DEFINITIONS
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Death Blow: Oral sex from the Grim Reaper.
Cockfighting: Foreplay with Elton John.
Parallelogram: A telegram you send to a parallel universe.
Twerk: The offspring of a twit and a jerk.
Oxymoron: Someone who flunked out of
Oxford University.
Bae: A nonsensical word originally coined by the CIA as a secret Eugenics plot to weed out stupid people.
Menopause: When a group of males all cease activity simultaneously.
Innuendo: Location where an Italian doctor directs you to insert a suppository.
Algebra: Bacteria that forms on the inner and outer parts of a brassiere.
Lament: a French breath-freshening gum.
Christopher over 8 years ago
Thanks, Drew. This actually began life a couple of years ago as a Twitter page, @TruthfullyFalse, but it sort of petered out, so I figured I'd put them together, along with adding some new content, and see if I could get it to peter back in here!