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Truthfully False



Death Blow: Oral sex from the Grim Reaper.

Cockfighting: Foreplay with Elton John.

Parallelogram: A telegram you send to a parallel universe.

Twerk: The offspring of a twit and a jerk.

Oxymoron: Someone who flunked out of
Oxford University.

Bae: A nonsensical word originally coined by the CIA as a secret Eugenics plot to weed out stupid people.

Menopause: When a group of males all cease activity simultaneously.

Innuendo: Location where an Italian doctor directs you to insert a suppository.

Algebra: Bacteria that forms on the inner and outer parts of a brassiere.

Lament: a French breath-freshening gum.

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    Drew Martyn almost 5 years ago

    Haha! My favourite is Parallelogram. You should definitely tweet these Christopher, they'd go down so well.

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    Christopher almost 5 years ago

    Thanks, Drew. This actually began life a couple of years ago as a Twitter page, @TruthfullyFalse, but it sort of petered out, so I figured I'd put them together, along with adding some new content, and see if I could get it to peter back in here!

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