Pyst Beer
And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #7
Now, here's Malt Barley speaking for the fine folks at Pyst Beer:
Is your job getting you down? Does your boss think you own a donkey considering he's been riding your ass all day? Trouble with your spouse, your in-laws, your neighbor? Then get Pyst! Yes, Pyst Beer, made from the finest spring water, the best grains, and more yeast than a hooker with a vaginal infection. Nothing quenches an angry thirst like Pyst Beer.
So remember, when you get Pyst you get beer, and when you get beer...you get Pyst!
(Made by the Pyst Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.)
- Category: Humor / Comedy
6 comments add one below
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Christopher over 8 years ago
This was a play on words for both the American meaning of pissed, being angry, and the British meaning of pissed, getting drunk. You'll have to be the judge of whether or not I pulled it off successfully.
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Chris Walker over 8 years ago
Made me smile - a good start to the day :-)
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Christopher over 8 years ago
Thanks Dr., Chris, Francis and Drew. I wasn't too sure about this one. So, much appreciated!
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Melanie over 8 years ago
Works for me...both Brit and US pissed. Very clever.
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Christopher over 8 years ago
Thank you, Melanie. I appreciate your kind words.
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Peter Henderson about 6 years ago
Very Dry....heading towards satire
Many Thanks
