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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #7

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Now, here's Malt Barley speaking for the fine folks at Pyst Beer:

Is your job getting you down? Does your boss think you own a donkey considering he's been riding your ass all day? Trouble with your spouse, your in-laws, your neighbor? Then get Pyst! Yes, Pyst Beer, made from the finest spring water, the best grains, and more yeast than a hooker with a vaginal infection. Nothing quenches an angry thirst like Pyst Beer.

So remember, when you get Pyst you get beer, and when you get beer...you get Pyst!

(Made by the Pyst Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.)

7 comments add one below

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    Christopher about 4 years ago

    This was a play on words for both the American meaning of pissed, being angry, and the British meaning of pissed, getting drunk. You'll have to be the judge of whether or not I pulled it off successfully.

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    Chris Walker about 4 years ago

    Made me smile - a good start to the day :-)

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    Drew Martyn about 4 years ago

    Success achieved - and how!

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    Christopher almost 4 years ago

    Thanks Dr., Chris, Francis and Drew. I wasn't too sure about this one. So, much appreciated!

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    Melanie almost 4 years ago

    Works for me...both Brit and US pissed. Very clever.

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    Christopher almost 4 years ago

    Thank you, Melanie. I appreciate your kind words.

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    Peter Henderson over 1 year ago

    Very Dry....heading towards satire

    Many Thanks

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