My luck is terrible. I just bought a parrot and he has a speech impediment. You can't understand a damn word he says. Come to think of it, his name is Sergei. I bet that feathery little bastard is Russian. I knew ten bucks was too good a deal for a talking bird. I wondered what a parrot would be doing wearing an ushanka hat. If I go home and he's reciting the Communist Manifesto, I swear before all that is holy I'm going to toss his commie ass in the microwave! Let's just see how you like that, comrade!
Christopher over 8 years ago
Baby, it's a CRIME that you haven't posted a drabble yet! You are just too much!
Neville Hunt over 8 years ago
I'll drink to that. Nanananananastaroviya!
Neville Hunt over 8 years ago
I'm with you in spirit Doctor.
Christopher over 8 years ago
Cпасибо, comrades!
Peter Henderson about 6 years ago
Dry as a desert with equal parts of negative and satire thrown in
Good one Chistopher