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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #5


Hello, Zachary Lovebottom here to speak for the Consolidated Amalgamated Consortium.

When I need something consolidated or amalgamated, I instantly think of the Consolidated Amalgamated Consortium, 'cause it's all right there in the name, innit? You want something consolidated, it's right there in the name. You need something amalgamated, it's right there in the name. You want it done by a consortium, it's all right there. And the C.A.C. has been in business for over 10 minutes now, consolidating and amalgamating their little hearts out. Contact them today!

"Consolidated Amalgamated Consortium. We don't know what the hell it means either!"

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    Christopher over 4 years ago

    Thanks, Anna, my dear. In tribute to all those companies that you can't quite figure out just what it is they do.

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    Neville Hunt over 4 years ago

    Or, as we say over here, it's just a load of cac(k)!

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    Christopher over 4 years ago

    Thank you all so much. I appreciate your attention.

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