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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #4

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Hello, I'm international model Candy Slutstack.

Ladies, you need a durable lipstick when your lips get around as much as mine, and believe me when I tell you that my lips have been damn near everywhere! That's why I use Lipschitz Lipstick. It lasts for hours, and won't smear or smudge, no matter what's rubbing against your lips. Lipschitz will give your kisser a glamorous sheen like you've never seen! Abigail Lipschitz started her cosmetics company 200 years ago, working tirelessly to create the ultimate lipstick.

Remember, a woman isn't a real woman until she's covered her lips with Lipschitz.

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    Christopher about 4 years ago

    Thank you both so much. I thought this would be a fun little series.

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    Christopher about 4 years ago

    Thank you both, ladies.

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    Melanie about 4 years ago

    I need that! But only because I'm too lazy to put on a fresh coat every morning.

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    Christopher about 4 years ago

    Ha-ha! I would just worry what it was made out of, Melanie!

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    Peter Henderson over 1 year ago

    Ow very dry Chistopher.

    It reminds me of how everyone is a huge sucker for certain brand and have no idea or care about it's history.

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