Hippies

Whatever happened to hippies? You used to see those hairy little bastards everywhere. Now you couldn't even find a hippie in San Francisco with one hand full of LSD and the other full of Grateful Dead albums. How could a whole subculture like that just disappear? I think it's a conspiracy. They are laying low and gathering their forces. One day we're going to see them coming over the horizon like Night Of The Living Dead and we'll be overrun. Next thing you know, we'll all be wearing bell bottoms and love beads and singing "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."