The Law Offices of Bender, Over and Banger

Hello, Harry Banger here.

Are you being accused of sexual harassment at work? We at the firm of Bender, Over & Banger can empathize. We've been exactly where you are, between a rock and a hard place. Why, we've even had to defend ourselves in lawsuits brought against us by the cheap little tarts that previously worked here. Those tramps were asking for it, begging.

Provided we don't get a mustachioed female judge, we believe we can clear you of any wrongdoing.

And no attorney's fee unless we put any sort of effort into your case.

Call today! 555-SLUT.