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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #2

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Hi, Super Bowl MVP Neoprene Grip here.

When I played professional football for the Lexington Lunkheads, I took alotta hits. Most were part of the game, but some I took a little more...personally. Now I handled the revenge chores myself; a cut brakeline on a sports car here, a scorpion in the jockstrap there, and everything was everything.

Now, you don't have to go it alone, thanks to E-Liminate.com, the world's first online hit man service, employing professional killers all over the world, who will handle your retribution clinically and skillfully, guaranteed.

So log on and bump someone off...today!

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    Christopher over 8 years ago

    Thank you, Francis.

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    Christopher over 8 years ago

    Shh!! He might hear you, Anna Maria!

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    Chris Walker over 8 years ago

    Good one!

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    Christopher over 8 years ago

    Many thanks to Chris, Jamie, and the good Dr.

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    Christopher over 8 years ago

    Thank you, Drew. With all the ads we have to wade through now just to read an article on a website, I thought it would be an amusing parody to have fake ads start popping up on my Drablr page. I'm glad you enjoy it.

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    VerityAlways over 2 years ago

    Love this one! I will want this for Miss Killer;)

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    Thanks, Verity. I can't believe this drabble is almost six years old. They grow up so fast.

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