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Christopher over 8 years ago
Thank you, Francis.
Christopher over 8 years ago
Shh!! He might hear you, Anna Maria!
Chris Walker over 8 years ago
Good one!
Christopher over 8 years ago
Many thanks to Chris, Jamie, and the good Dr.
Christopher over 8 years ago
Thank you, Drew. With all the ads we have to wade through now just to read an article on a website, I thought it would be an amusing parody to have fake ads start popping up on my Drablr page. I'm glad you enjoy it.
VerityAlways over 2 years ago
Love this one! I will want this for Miss Killer;)
Christopher over 2 years ago
Thanks, Verity. I can't believe this drabble is almost six years old. They grow up so fast.