Autocorrecting on texting can be sometimes amusing and sometimes infuriating. Here's a conversation between a married couple...

Husband: Leaving work, babe.

Wife: Okay, honey. Drive carefully.

Husband: I will. Hey, bringing a hooker home tonight. It's about time the old bag learned how to suck from a master. It's long overdue, I think.

Wife: WTF?!!! You're bringing home a WHAT?

Husband: OMG! A Hoover! Stopping off to pick up a new vacuum cleaner!

Wife: Teach the old bag how to suck, huh?

Husband: Baby, I meant the vacuum! The Hoover vacuum!

(10 minutes later...)

Husband: Baby? Are you still there?....

Drabble published September 10, 2015 17:21

Christopher over 8 years ago

I think you're right, Anna my dear. Glad to see you back.
Christopher over 8 years ago

Thank you very mulch, Francis!
D.M. over 8 years ago

'Very fun! My chuckle for the day. Thanks!
Christopher over 8 years ago

You're very welcome, D.M.
Christopher over 8 years ago

Thank you, L. Michelle. I think that autocorrect has bitten us all at some point, though I've never been chomped as bad as that poor sap! I tried to think of the absolute worst scenario, and that was what I came up with.

Autocorrect (Or is it Auto-incorrect?)