Is there anything worse than getting an unsolicited sales call? It's awkward to have to tell them:
A. I gave at the office
B. I don't vote so I don't want to take your stupid election survey.
C. Get off my phone before I hunt you down and sodomize you with a toilet plunger.
Yeah, there is one thing worse: a computer calling.
"Please don't hang up! We have an important announcement. Press one to speak to a representative, or two to be removed from our call list."
Guess which button I press? Guess which button I always press?