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Is there anything worse than getting an unsolicited sales call? It's awkward to have to tell them:

A. I gave at the office
B. I don't vote so I don't want to take your stupid election survey.
Or
C. Get off my phone before I hunt you down and sodomize you with a toilet plunger.

Yeah, there is one thing worse: a computer calling.

"Please don't hang up! We have an important announcement. Press one to speak to a representative, or two to be removed from our call list."

Guess which button I press? Guess which button I always press?

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    Neville Hunt over 5 years ago

    Spoken with feeling! I share the sentiments Christopher.

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    Christopher over 5 years ago

    I'm glad I'm not the only one, Neville. I thought they were all just singling me out!

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    Drew Martyn over 5 years ago

    Haha, with you all the way!

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