Somewhere near Muskego, Wisconsin is said to be a band of dwarves deep in the woods, who have their own little village built to scale and who are said to be very unfriendly to outsiders.
The story tells of a sadistic circus owner who was killed by his badly treated dwarves and hung up in the woods after severing his arms and legs. The same fate awaits any trespassers to Haunchyville.
They are supposedly protected by an unknown, shotgun-wielding albino who befriended them as a young child.
This is probably just a legend.
But it is a little frightening.