"The Brutes are not Mute Channel" drabbles by VerityAlways

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News Capsule #8

The Brutes are not Mute Channel #8

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Today, we bring to light Tom's and his cousins plight as they're forced to turn guineas to the universal fact of shock absorbance.
Tom confessed toddler bullies hatched many traps to debunk this theory. Perennial and perilous attempts. He warns their mysterious smiles and giggles aren’t pet-friendly.
Tom is disappointed, and for him, the deal-breaker was food. He suspected their icky sticky fingers contaminated his food, and there was something fishy.
Voila!
The proof was in the pudding- a puddle of drools.
Hooter is helping them file for emancipation from these mischievous minions.
Stay tuned!

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News Capsule #7

The Brutes are not Mute Channel #7

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Today, we bring you yet another viral news coverage, ‘Lonely Ladies Lost in London’.
Recently, a swarm of Lady Bugs travelled to London searching for nirvana from the frustrated ironic idyllic country life.
Hooter says that the dotted details are trending on BugBook and their last location on GPS, The Bug Bar.
Tom bugged the secretive dialogue and found that the Chief Insectarian is in charge, and there’s a microprobe conducted. The Chief thinks they could be bugnapped to a potted household.
We hope these lovely lonely ladies don’t fall prey to the London shoes.
Stay Tuned!

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News Capsule #6

The Brutes are not Mute Channel #6

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We share the details of Tom and his video call with a distant cousin- Scout Leon from "Savage Puppets Zoo".
They were talking about yesteryear developments.
Chimps and Gorillas subscribed to video classes on sign language from Late Koko. Now, less chattering, less spice. Elephea was getting old, so just a few walks. Apparently Leon and Lena were lazed too. Zebrians laid on the floor to create a creative crossing. Hippon put on weight, we're indifferent. The nocturnals played hide and seek in the dark, pesky! and Giraffii demanded masks, look at their brass necks!

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News Capsule #5

The Brutes are not Mute Channel #5

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We discovered that the Anti-Repellant group's tiniest fraction but powerful 'Mosquivillites' got awarded.
Tom and Hooter went on Mission "Moq". Guess who got mocked? Their swarm exorcised Tom, but well done, Hooter!

Their speech,
"We are proud pioneers of the 'Swat Escape Model' be it hand, fly swatters, spatulas, books, boots. Our model has 98% accuracy.
Nothing deterred us. Our revenge- ears, back, knuckles, feet and between the toes. Delicious!
But we pity most with candles, oils and blue lights, but we love when some go crazy on 'Why Me?'; we say, 'Smell you!"

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News Capsule #4

The Brutes are not Mute Channel #4

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We have the exclusive hard-story coverage of social distancing norms witnessed in the abyss 'Coronna The Pandemia'.
Tom says that Parrots claim plagiarism. They were The Messiah in the implementation of distancing norms since Jan'20.
Hooter, owled the branches to spot them (lookalike certainly). Digging the ground reality; Here is the video of their constitutional conversation-
"We believe our Right to Speech is in jeopardy; Freedom to assembly, endangered. Where is the Fairness in Liberty?"
(Hooter, did we miss any lines? from the scrip---)

CUT!!

Now, the sensational photographic evidence - Wildlife Comedy Awards'20.
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News Capsule #3

The Brutes are not Mute Channel #3

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The Monkreal citizens have developed a progressive policy called 'Inclusion' in which they would take selfie portraits with a Human; Diversity.
We have spooled the requirements from their website to avoid any rejections.
For the interested-
Firstly, White Male with white teeth (to avoid the racism cacophony)
Secondly, Hirsute and open to go bare-chested (equality, neutrality)
Thirdly, Owns iPhonk11 (better resolution)
Lastly, they require you to sign the deed that Monkey of Monkreals will be the copyright owner as per PETH (PeoplefortheEthicalTreatmentofHumans) norms.

This Portrait will be Titled "The Monkreal Sapiens and the Prop."

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News Capsule #2

The Brutes are not Mute Channel #2

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The jury acquitted the defendant Cruella as not guilty.
As per Tom and Hooter, there is enough evidence assimilated to prove that The Archery gang is behind the recent manifestations. They believe that the MO of the gang was to divert the attention from the subject of increasing abuse on decorated car owners and rising population to Cruella.
Well, now the cat is out of the bag! (Tom glowers at me, not you Tom!).
Hooter informs us that The gang will soon be migrating, plotting and aiming at all the White monuments so be discreet.
Stay tuned!

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News Capsule #1

The Brutes are not Mute Channel #1

Hello and Welcome to The Brutes aren't Mute Channel. This is V with the latest news.
The Dalmatian Dogs have reached record high support for their petition Cruella is Evil. They have found massive support among the canine community. Their plea regarding the dotted cars paved suspicion that Cruella's followers have found a new method to their fantasies. Our sources Tom the cat and Hooter the owl, have debunked this conspiracy theory. According to them, it's the narcissist group called The Archery Pigeons who, with immaculate perfection, dotted the cars. The hearing petition is scheduled for next week.
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