"Punk Explosion" drabbles by Christopher

Punk Explosion (2/2)

Punk Explosion #2

... How about The Conjugal Visitors with their prison gem "The State Locked Me Up (But The Warden Incarcerated My Heart)"

...When was the last time you heard The Spoonerisms' favorite "Too Ducking Fumb (To Get A Job)"

... Did anyone forget to remember Alzheimer's classic "Blank Pages (Diary Of An Amnesiac)"

Plus many others that you probably wish had stayed buried along with that god awful dayglow mohawk that drove your old man crazy!

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Punk Explosion (1/2)

Punk Explosion #1

Moldie Goldie Records proudly presents Punk Explosion! 25 hits from the DIY era guaranteed to make you want to pogo dance while kicking out the teeth of the guy standing next to you!

...Do you remember The Mailmen's "No C.O.D.'s (Only D.O.A.'s)"

...And who did you have your arm up the first time you heard The Four-Nicators' sensual classic "Ode To A Broken Hymen"

...Thrill to The Yeast Infections, punk's first all-female group, with their feminist anthem "Touch Me There (And I'll Kick You Here)"

...And Monkey Dung's hit "(I'm the) Last Ugly Mutt In The Pet Store"...