"Dear Mother Tucker" drabbles by Christopher
Heartbroken
Dear Mother Tucker #2
Dear Mother Tucker,
I sacrificed and worked for years to put my husband through medical school, and then as soon as he became a doctor he left me for a younger woman. What should I do?
Heartbroken
Dear Heartbroken,
I've found that living well is the best revenge. Well, that and extreme mindless violence. It would be a shame if this little hussy was crossing the road and your brakes went out and you ran her over. And as for your former husband I have two words for you: Lorena Bobbitt! Good luck!
Remember, don't cross a crazy Mother Tucker!
Distraught in Detroit
Dear Mother Tucker #1
Dear Mother Tucker,
I've never written to an advice column, but I'm at my wits' end. My husband is perpetually in a bad mood, yells at the kids and never helps around the house. Any advice?
Distraught in Detroit.
Dear Distraught in Detroit,
Being supportive and kind helps in situations with disagreeable spouses. And poisoning their coffee a little each day. People tend to be more agreeable when they think they're dying. And if it doesn't work, keep upping the dosage until you have no more trouble at all! Good luck!
And remember, don't mess with a crazy Mother Tucker!
