"Berserkos Voice Mail Messages" drabbles by Christopher

Berserko the Clown's Voice Mail Messages (3/3)

Berserkos Voice Mail Messages #3

Message 6:

"I told you what would happen if you ignored me, you stupid clown! Did you like what I did to your cat? Huh? Well, that's what you did to my heart! Next time it's going to be you!"

Message 7:

"Mr. Berserko, this is Sharon at the courthouse. The hearing for your restraining order is set for Wednesday at 2 pm. Thanks."

Message 8:

"You got a restraining order against me? How dare you! I'll kill you!"

Message 9:

"They said I had one phone call, but I didn't call a lawyer. I'll be out soon, Berserko, baby!"

Berserko the Clown's Voice Mail Messages (2/3)

Berserkos Voice Mail Messages #2

Message 3:

"This is an important message regarding life insurance. To hear more stay on the line, or press 2 to be removed from our call list..."

Message 4:

"Damn you, Berserko, you better answer the phone! This is Diana again! Call me or you'll regret it!"

Message 5:

"Mr. Berserko, this is Lacey at the recreational center. I'm sorry but the Johnsons have decided to go in a different direction for their son Timmy's birthday party. It seems the boy watched It and is now deathly afraid of clowns. Sorry for the inconvenience. Hope to see you soon. Goodbye."

Berserko the Clown's Voice Mail Messages (1/3)

Berserkos Voice Mail Messages #1

"You have 9 new messages. To play your messages press 1..."

(beep)

Message 1:

"Mr. Berserko, this is Harvey down at the auto shop. We got the ol' Volkswagen running again, but considering that thing breaks down more than a character on a soap opera you might want to consider trading it in."

Message 2:

"Hi, Berserko, this is Diana. Why haven't you been returning my calls? Do you just get what you want and then move on? I'm not someone to be trifled with, buster! Call me back! Don't make me show up on your doorstep, mister. Call me!"