"Bonsoir Madame Monsieur, let me tell you before you order: there are certain unfortunate changes to the menu tonight.
The coquilles tarte is off and the escargots de Bourgogne never arrived.
The steak Jeanne D’Arc brûlé only comes bien cuit.
Don’t ask for sole as the boats are all at sea.
The bombe fraises atomique never happened.
And you’ve guessed it the mousse oreal hasn’t set".
"This is ridiculous what type of restaurant is this? It’s supposed to be a Michelin one star. I want to speak with the chef"
"I’m afraid that’s impossible sir, the chef is also off"