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Mortuary Report Date: 08/12/19

Name: No phone or purse in handbag so identification is impossible at this time

Sex: Female

Age: Mid Forties

Appearance: Dress held together with safety pins, there appears to be a packet of cigarettes and lighter tucked in her bra
Ladder in tights
Heel snapped off left shoe

Stomach contents: 36 vol au vents and a kebab (Found on doorstep)

Toxicology report: Pending but we can assume the 'cause of death' to be Prosecco

Notes: It should be stressed that the victim presented herself at the morgue saying - Take me now before Barry from accounts does.

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    Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago

    Hahaha! So funny. Delighted to see you back on Drablr, Lisa. I had assumed you would never come back. And what a terrific re-entry! We’ve missed you.

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    Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago

    It takes me back to various dodgy ad agency Christmas parties. I recognise that Barry from accounts. He certainly moves around! 🤓

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    Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago

    I should have said...brilliant!

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    Christopher almost 3 years ago

    Haha! Wonderful. Welcome back, Lisa. I figured you had kissed us goodbye for good.

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    Lisa Williams almost 3 years ago

    Hello! Can't remember how to comment - not sure if I need to tag you all but Happy Christmas! Looking forward to catching up with your latest work and I'll be back again properly in the New Year xxxx

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    Christopher almost 3 years ago

    You did it right. Everyone who commented here gets a notification that you responded. Glad to hear you'll be sticking around a while. This place has been pretty quiet for a while now, only a few of us left that post regularly or semi-regularly.

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    Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago

    Happy Christmas to you Lisa. I can’t say how pleased I am to see you posting on Drablr again. You are a brilliant writer and I’ve missed very much your contributions.
    Happy Christmas too to all my Drablr friends. 🤶🏻🎅🏼 Thanks for your drabbles and feedback.

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    Christopher almost 3 years ago

    Merry Christmas, Neville. And thanks for all the encouragement and support over the years. And Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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    Richard Charles Davidson over 2 years ago

    Merry XMAS & Happy NY to everyone! And great Drabble Lisa

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    Lisa Williams over 2 years ago

    Thank you all for reads, comments and likes - here's hoping 2020 is a creative one for us all xx

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