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Bert set the projector up in front of a variety of deck chairs, ancient and modern. His wife of fifty years, Judy, was inside baking scones.

Marjorie, Judy's sister, put cushions on chairs and mouthed to Bert:

"Have you told her?"


She pursed her lips. "It won't get easier. Tell her now."

The scones burnt. A lovely rise but black as coal as Judy discovered her husband loved her sister.

"Should Marjorie perhaps move in or I move out?" Bert wondered aloud.

Judy replied "Goodness, Bert it's a lot to take in. Can't we just enjoy the film first?"

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    Neville Hunt over 2 years ago

    Yeah, Bert, get your priorities right, man! After 50 years the film was probably Judy's best bet for happiness :-)

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    Drew Martyn over 2 years ago

    Oh Bert, should have kept your mouth shut, she must have known all along... Thoroughly enjoyable!

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    Lisa Williams over 2 years ago

    Thanks all. The worst horror for me was the burnt scones xxx

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