Bert set the projector up in front of a variety of deck chairs, ancient and modern. His wife of fifty years, Judy, was inside baking scones.
Marjorie, Judy's sister, put cushions on chairs and mouthed to Bert:
"Have you told her?"
She pursed her lips. "It won't get easier. Tell her now."
The scones burnt. A lovely rise but black as coal as Judy discovered her husband loved her sister.
"Should Marjorie perhaps move in or I move out?" Bert wondered aloud.
Judy replied "Goodness, Bert it's a lot to take in. Can't we just enjoy the film first?"
Neville Hunt over 2 years ago
Yeah, Bert, get your priorities right, man! After 50 years the film was probably Judy's best bet for happiness :-)
Drew Martyn over 2 years ago
Oh Bert, should have kept your mouth shut, she must have known all along... Thoroughly enjoyable!
Lisa Williams over 2 years ago
Thanks all. The worst horror for me was the burnt scones xxx