She couldn't remember what she'd gone in for. Ran through the usual suspects. Biscuits. Teabags. And couldn't see much of an emergency beyond the lack of these so prowled the aisles slowly thinking maybe she'd just come out to stretch her legs.
It was then unspoken wishes were answered. She didn't even have to rub a magic lamp.
'The secret to eternal happiness.'
'You CAN have it all.'
'The no exercise body plan diet that doesn't involve eating less.'
She exhaled slowly. Moved forward to check the price. And at £4.95 with a free hand cream nearly bought two copies.