Customer Service?
"Good morning, Royal Mail Customer Services, I'm Matthew, how can I help?"
"I'm phoning because my parcel's trashed!"
"And your point is?"
"The goods are freakin' damaged. It was a present for my young son."
"Listen, maggot. Let me give you a heads up on how the Royal Mail operates. Our parcel jockeys are poorly paid, undervalued, and they're up for a ruck. Every parcel that passes through their hands they kick the shit out of. That's job satisfaction. That's sticking it to the man."
"Actually, that's sticking it to the customer."
"Whatever."
"I'm flabbergasted."
"Good. Have a nice day."
- Category: General / Misc
8 comments add one below
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Richard Charles Davidson over 9 years ago
Job Satisfaction is Priority #1!
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Bryan Thomas over 9 years ago
Indeed it is, Richard. :o)
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Tony Spencer over 9 years ago
Does this count as a Drabble if it's lifted straight from the Postman's Manual 101? Nice, I love it.
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Michael Cook over 9 years ago
Nice one Bryan...and congratulations on your 100th drabble!
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Kate Gowers over 9 years ago
I KNEW something like that happens...
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Frenchie over 9 years ago
Yeah, know I know what most of my parcels are trashed. :) Thanks Bryan, a very enjoyable drabble.
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Bryan Thomas over 9 years ago
Thanks, Richard, Tony, Michael, Drew, Kate and Francine!
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Horrorshow over 9 years ago
Drabble of the Week #35! Congrats, Bryan!
