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Lisa has two mummies.
Her real mummy (often referred to as birth mother) is called Buttercup.
Her other mummy is called Helga.
Buttercup and Helga are in a steady, committed relationship, which means they should still be together in a week's time.
Lisa's real daddy is now surplus to requirements.
Helga will soon undergo gender reassignment surgery.
Once completed, the operation will enable Helga to legitimately use the men's urinals at motorway service stations.
To compliment her first class upgrade in the trouser department, Helga will change her name to Nigel, or Timothy, or Derek.
Diversity is a wonderful thing.

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    K.Z. Morano almost 4 years ago

    love the names Buttercup and Helga. :)

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    Brandon Sutton almost 4 years ago

    This is a very interesting drabble. Nice work!

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    Horrorshow almost 4 years ago

    LOL @ "her first class upgrade in the trouser department"! :-D

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    Bryan Thomas almost 4 years ago

    Thanks, K.Z., Brandon and Horrorshow. :o)

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