The world's media had descended on Newcastle University, England. The main hall was packed to the rafters as Professor Johnson and his team unveiled 'Kristina', the world's first sentient robot.
After Kristina had introduced herself, the professor invited questions from the media.
"Professor, Dan Oliver of KQXL TV, Chicago. Kristina is obviously female, but how female is she?"
"Kristina is anatomically perfect. She is fully capable of a sexual relationship. One of my team has made advances to her on several occasions. To date, her response has been consistent."
"And that response is?"
"Not tonight, pet. I've got a headache."
Horrorshow about 4 years ago
Frenchie about 4 years ago
hahaha, thank you for the laugh. Excellent :-)
K.Z. Morano about 4 years ago
LOL hilarious. love it. :)
Bryan Thomas about 4 years ago
Many thanks for the comments. :o)
Rick Haynes about 4 years ago
Hi Bryan, it is a well known fact that sex is the best cure for a female headache. A doctor told me that and I have used it ever since - mind you it's wearing a little thin now. Nice one. I liked it.