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"How are you feeling, Mrs Davis?"
"I'm really nervous actually."
"That's only natural, this isn't a popular procedure with patients."
"I can well imagine."
"This is the endoscope. As you can see it is smooth, quite flexible and it has a relatively small diameter. Have you had any objects in your anus before?"
"Before? I'm a chartered accountant not a porn star."
"Quite. Now just relax, you may feel a little discomfort initially."
"Oh my god!"
"Gently does it."
"Oh my god! That's so..."
"No. It's absolutely wonderful. Go on, wiggle it about a bit you bastard."
"Mrs Davis!"

4 comments add one below

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    Frenchie about 4 years ago

    Well, it is a bit ... well *gulp* LOL but so, so funny ! :)

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    Chris Walker about 4 years ago

    Ha ha :-)

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    K.Z. Morano about 4 years ago

    LOL :)

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    Bryan Thomas about 4 years ago

    Thank you, Francine, Chris and K. Z. - I'm glad you enjoyed it. :o)

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