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I knew it was a mistake to let the wife drive.
We'd only traveled 8 metres when she smacked into somebody.
Then somebody smacked into us from behind, and somebody smacked into the somebody who had smacked into us. Jeez.
In the space of 45 seconds we were part of a 12 car pile-up.
Naturally, a group of rubber-neckers appeared from nowhere. They seemed unfazed, like they'd seen it all before.
The wife looked at me sheepishly. 'Do you think this will affect my insurance policy?' she said.
'I doubt it, luv, they're only dodgem cars,' I replied.

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    Frenchie over 3 years ago

    Ha ha , when I saw the title, I was ready for a fight LOL :) Nice cheeky twist, Mister.

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    Bryan Thomas over 3 years ago

    Thank you, Francine!

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    Julie over 3 years ago

    Nice one!

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