Ankles

"Err... what happened to your ankles?" said Andy.
"My ankles? Nothing. Why?" said Joy.
"They're kind of... thick."
"Thick!"
"Yeah."
"Andy, a woman's body changes when she's had children."
"But your ankles were the first thing that attracted me to you."
"So I'm not attractive anymore?"
"I didn't say tha-"
"Yes you did. Why didn't you marry a bloody giraffe, they don't seem to get 'thick' ankles after giving birth."
"Okay, I can see where this is heading. I think I'll go out for while."
"Off to the pub?"
"No, the zoo actually, I'm going to ogle the giraffes."