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Sheeeeeit!
What's going on?
I can't think of anything.
I've got off the train at Airhead Central.
Hello? Author calling brain.
Words please - now!
Nothing.
This is serious.
I write, therefore I am.
I don't write, therefore I'm toast.
I suppose a paragraph is too much to ask?
Okay, I'll settle for a sentence.
Brain? Are you there?
A word, damnit.
Pleeeeeease?
Pretty please?
Arrrrgggghhhhhhh!
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Okay... chill.
Calm down.
Just relax.
Think of fluffy stuff... gamboling kittens.
That's better.
Now, where do I get my best inspiration?
The throne!
*goes to the bathroom with laptop*
Eureka!

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    Frenchie about 10 years ago

    ha ha, it make sense. Just make sure the battery is full though... thanks for a good laugh :-)

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    Jason Mott about 10 years ago

    Funny stuff! I wish my "throne" was as inspiring...

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    Bryan Thomas about 10 years ago

    You're welcome, francine.

    Thanks, Jason.

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