Wuthering Heights 2014

"Heathcliff! Heathcliff!" shouted Cathy from the local council estate.
"I'm over here, luv," said Heathcliff, festering with brooding magnificence behind the wheel of his tricked out Renault Clio.
"Do you fancy ravishing me on the moors, babe?" said Cathy.
"I dunno, it gets a bit parky up there at this time of year and I haven't got me thermals on," said Heathcliff.
"So, what are we gonna do then, any bright ideas?"
"Jump in," said Heathcliff. "I'll take you to the car park at Tesco."
"Pfft! Ravished in Tesco's car park! That's not very romantic."
"Every little helps," said Heathcliff.